[Frameworks] Please help

[David Tetzlaff]

Hello Frameworkers:

Kennth Anger here. I recently took an extended trip to the Astral Plane to visit my dear friend Aleistair, but on my attempt to return to my corporeal body, I discovered that someone had stolen my macick sceptre and the bottle of Black Host needed for my ceremonial reawakening. I need your help to return to Earth. This is more than a matter of seeking your Luciferian grace on my personal account. I appeal to you in the name of The Cinema. I have been truly inspired on my latest astral travels, and I feel that a flood of new masterworks shall flow from my Steenbeck. Yes, that's right, they will all be made with the true magick of film, not that digital hocus pocus. And I'm talking about genuinely inspired pieces, not just documentation footage of exhibitions passed of as 'Films by Anger.' I realize some of you may be suspicious, but do note that am NOT in Nigeria, and i would never pull any kind of sham, scam or masquerade on my true devotees. So, send as much cash as you can in brown envelopes (no checks, credit cards, or PayPal) to this address:

David Tetzlaff
7 Sycamore Road
Niantic, CT 06357

Thank You. Thank You. Thank You. And know that I'll put in a good word for you with You Know Who.

Love,

KA

"What fools these mortals be!"